(via solmate)17 April 2014 3:40am 3,083 notes
My dick is pi inches long
This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf
(via harrystylesdildo)17 April 2014 3:38am 119,281 notes 17 April 2014 3:38am 4,578 notes 17 April 2014 3:35am 320 notes
dancing lessons in the streets of seattle
These are around the corner from the shop I work at, it’s always funny seeing people occasionally trying out the steps in the sidewalk
I went to Seattle to visit my father when I was 19 (the last time I’d seen him, I was 9). He had just gotten me from the airport, and we’d stopped at a little cafe to get lunch, and there was one of these outside. And we practiced the steps. It was one of the best moments of my life.
(via babycrisz)17 April 2014 3:34am 108,100 notes
Human Feelings as Drugs
It would be really cool to have a movie about this in a world where the government distributes these to people, and at first glance everything is fine, people with depression and antisocial disorder are being instantly treated and that’s great. But then you realize that there are groups of people abusing these drugs underground, like there will be people on happy all the time, people that use hope to delude themselves, or people that drug other people with love, and that true human emotions have been nearly wiped out. Then at the end it’s discovered that the government is using these drugs to control society and manipulate people into becoming soldiers by taking away their empathy and filling them up with trust for the government. So it ends in an uprising led by a resistance group who lead the people to realize that their humanity has been stripped and doesn’t come in a bottle.
Sometimes Tumblr comes up with better movie/book/show premises than the ones being dished out.
we had a Doctor Who episode with that… it wasnt the best of ideas….
(via babycrisz)17 April 2014 3:32am 371,804 notes
Pray for South Korea
(via troioikelley)17 April 2014 3:31am 70,766 notes